-noun.
1. Two or more platonic persons the separate existence of which remains purely theoretical and wholly unsubstantiated.
2. Two or more platonic persons who appear corporeally bound by virtue of their constant proximity to each other, particularly in social settings.
3. A pair of platonic persons the public appearance of solely one of which inspires an immediate [...]
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Mistleho
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, Word, tagged definition, ho, mistletoe on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
-noun.
1. One who creates a personal circulation pattern at a party designed to maximize mistletoe exposure time.
2. One who takes advantage of the mistletoe to engage in a full-blown public makeout session.
3. Absolutely no one known to the authors of this blog.
*thx to J for the inspiration and to N for everything
The JCC can help with that
Posted in Word on March 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Opporjewnity.
-noun.
1. A gathering of any kind that affords single Jewish persons the opportunity to meet other single Jewish persons: I would go to the Chinese New Year party with you, but it’s not a very good opporjewnity.
2. A gathering of any kind at which Jews tend to congregate: I need more [...]
Jacksassy
Posted in Word on March 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
–adjective
1. A woman who says obnoxious things in a charming way: If he said that, he’d be a jackass, but she’s just jacksassy.
2. A woman who is sarcastic but gentle: If someone else made fun of me for crying during “Into the Wild,” I might be offended, but she’s so jacksassy that instead [...]
Fretend
Posted in Word, tagged friends on February 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
–noun, verb.
1. a person with whom you feign friendship in order to avoid the awkwardness of a formal friend breakup: She’s tight with my neighbor and around all the time, but she and I are just fretends.
2. a fringe member of your group of friends (a) whom nobody actually really likes and (b) whom [...]
Hobama
Posted in Word, tagged obama on February 14, 2008 | 4 Comments »
–adjective; noun
1. one who supports the Presidential candidacy of Senator Obama solely based on his appearance: She can’t articulate his Iraq policy; she’s just a Hobama.
2. one who has a crush on Senator Obama: Check out all those Hobamas rushing the podium.
3. one who votes for Senator Obama solely to follow [...]
Probama
Posted in Word, tagged obama on February 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
–adjective
one who supports the Presidential candidacy of Senator Obama and can articulate reasons for doing so: She is officially Probama.
