Archive for the ‘Traditions’ Category
CWN VI
Posted in Traditions on April 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mistleho
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, Word, tagged definition, ho, mistletoe on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
-noun.
1. One who creates a personal circulation pattern at a party designed to maximize mistletoe exposure time.
2. One who takes advantage of the mistletoe to engage in a full-blown public makeout session.
3. Absolutely no one known to the authors of this blog.
*thx to J for the inspiration and to N for everything
On mistletoe, the peril of
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, Yes Please, tagged bourbon, makeout, mistletoe on December 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Middle of the room-
Thought I was out of the zone!
I need a stiff drink.
CWN V
Posted in Traditions, tagged CWN, hot, samberg, simon pegg, wine on November 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
For those who’ve wondered what this looks like, here’s a “before” shot:
And of course, the selections of the night:
Genius. Pure genius.
Too much chicken of the sea?
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, Traditions, tagged gross, jessica simpson, overshare, wind, wow on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This just in:
“Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson has heaped praise on her quarterback beau Tony Romo for sticking by her — because she constantly breaks wind in bed.
The blonde beauty credits her NFL star boyfriend as the grounding factor in her Hollywood lifestyle.
And the star admits it can be tough for Romo to stick with [...]
On challenge
Posted in Seriously?, Traditions, tagged driving, haiku, india, wow on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Driving India:
It’s like a video game
With no controllers.
On Singapore
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Traditions, Unacceptable, tagged impatience, layover on August 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I do love Changi
But this long-ass layover
Is driving me nuts.
On wardrobe
Posted in Traditions, Yes Please, tagged dresses, haiku, wardrobe on August 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dresses are awesome.
Let’s be honest: Pants? OK.
But dresses? Hot. HOT!!!
On quickies
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, tagged date, friends, haiku, lobster on August 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
O, Lobster Girl, O!
You made fans of his friends, though
We hardly knew ye.
On your suspicions, founded
Posted in Traditions, Yes Please, tagged bummed out, haiku on August 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sometimes when I’m down
The only source of relief
Is writing haiku.
