One: Ascension
Waiting for the bus
Makes me want to kill myself.
Fucking MUNI sucks.
Two: Experience
Oh dirty thirty-
Is that swine flu over there?
This ride might kill me.
Three: Descent
Thank God that’s over.
Wait- swine flu incubation?
Guess we’ll wait and see…
Four: Alternative One
Searching for parking
Almost make me miss MUNI.
Everything just blows.
Five: Alternative Two
Now I’m out on foot
Toward Embarcadero.
Fucking hills fuck fuck!!!!!
Archive for the ‘Seriously?’ Category
An ode to transportation, in five parts- AKA you just can’t win
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Unacceptable, tagged muni, parking, sf on August 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
An open letter
Posted in Seriously?, Unacceptable, tagged breast, gross, molestation, plane, skeezy bastard on October 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Passenger 12B on SA Flt 2 from Singapore to San Francisco:
It’s not that I didn’t appreciate being woken up by your hand massaging my breast. It was a long flight, and I’m worried about DVT, so it was good that I woke and was able to walk up and down the cabin to get [...]
On delusion, self
Posted in AWKWARD!, No Thank You, Seriously?, tagged comedy, delusion, horror on October 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I love that you blog!
It’s like watching a train wreck.
A CRAZY train wreck!
On blindsided, being
Posted in Seriously?, Thanks Jackass, tagged digital voicemail, fucked up, tech screwup on October 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What? I have voicemail?
Surprise! Messages from my
Now-dead grandmother.
Too much chicken of the sea?
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, Traditions, tagged gross, jessica simpson, overshare, wind, wow on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This just in:
“Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson has heaped praise on her quarterback beau Tony Romo for sticking by her — because she constantly breaks wind in bed.
The blonde beauty credits her NFL star boyfriend as the grounding factor in her Hollywood lifestyle.
And the star admits it can be tough for Romo to stick with [...]
On values
Posted in Seriously?, Thanks Jackass, tagged friendship, thoughtless, values on September 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I know the diff’rence
Between consideration
And politeness. You?
On TV news
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, tagged lame, news, suck on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
MSNBC,
I haven’t watched you in years.
Jet lag is a bitch.
On challenge
Posted in Seriously?, Traditions, tagged driving, haiku, india, wow on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Driving India:
It’s like a video game
With no controllers.
On Singapore
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Traditions, Unacceptable, tagged impatience, layover on August 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I do love Changi
But this long-ass layover
Is driving me nuts.
On fate
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, tagged chance, destiny, haiku, weird on August 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Coincidences
Are usually a sign that
You’re on the right track
