She is still using
The toothbrush you left behind.
It was almost new.
Archive for the ‘Overheard’ Category
On thrift, and denial
Posted in Overheard, Traditions, tagged breakup, gross, sad, toothbrush on July 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Come to think of it, Janet Reno SHOULD run for president!!!
Posted in Overheard, Seriously?, tagged alligators, birkenstocks, hillary clinton, janet reno, plastic surgery on March 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Overheard this evening on the MBTA platform at Harvard Square…
Guy in Red Sox cap, reading Boston Herald: “Dude, you gotta admit, this lady is way hotter than she was when her husband was president. Did she have, like, a lot of plastic surgery?”
Guy’s friend: “No, man. She looks the same. Maybe she had Botox.”
Guy #1: [...]
But WWJD?
Posted in Overheard, tagged cross, ergonomics, yoga on February 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Guy #1: “I bet if you moved your screen, your neck would feel better.”
Guy #2 (wearing cross): “I don’t believe in ergonomics. It’s just a fad, like Atkins or yoga.”
That might not be so relaxing
Posted in Overheard on February 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In the pool at Indian Springs, Calistoga
Me: Check out all these pool toys! What’s that giant thing over there?
AT: Where?
Me: That spiky thing over there.
AT: That thing that looks like a sea enema?
Crowd: [Silence.]
