One: Ascension
Waiting for the bus
Makes me want to kill myself.
Fucking MUNI sucks.
Two: Experience
Oh dirty thirty-
Is that swine flu over there?
This ride might kill me.
Three: Descent
Thank God that’s over.
Wait- swine flu incubation?
Guess we’ll wait and see…
Four: Alternative One
Searching for parking
Almost make me miss MUNI.
Everything just blows.
Five: Alternative Two
Now I’m out on foot
Toward Embarcadero.
Fucking hills fuck fuck!!!!!
Archive for the ‘No Thank You’ Category
An ode to transportation, in five parts- AKA you just can’t win
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Unacceptable, tagged muni, parking, sf on August 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
On delusion, self
Posted in AWKWARD!, No Thank You, Seriously?, tagged comedy, delusion, horror on October 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I love that you blog!
It’s like watching a train wreck.
A CRAZY train wreck!
On May-September romance, aborted
Posted in AWKWARD!, No Thank You, tagged ummm...for serious? on October 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The truth might be harsh,
But you had your law degree
Before I was born.
On perspective
Posted in No Thank You, tagged sad on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There are some lessons
That may not be worth learning.
The price is too high.
On TV news
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, tagged lame, news, suck on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
MSNBC,
I haven’t watched you in years.
Jet lag is a bitch.
On Singapore
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Traditions, Unacceptable, tagged impatience, layover on August 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I do love Changi
But this long-ass layover
Is driving me nuts.
On discretion, lost
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Unacceptable on August 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s not that I’m nuts.
It’s that you’re a crazy witch
Who makes my life hell.
Y’erb, Part IV
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Traditions, Unacceptable, tagged enough!, revenge, war, y'erb on August 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Goddammit, weedhound!
The days of nostalgia? Done.
War, motherfucker.
On fog
Posted in No Thank You, Traditions, tagged blah, carl sandburg, fog, gloom on August 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Fog sucks. It just does.
“On little cat feet?” My ass.
Bite me, Carl Sandburg.
On adultery, in two parts
Posted in No Thank You, Seriously?, Unacceptable, tagged adultery, balthazar, losers, pathetic, shame, sienna on July 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
#1:
Sienna Miller,
Topless with a married dad-
Way to make mum proud!
#2
And you, Balthazar!
“Loser” is too kind a word.
Good job, you moron.
