me: omg
just sent you an e
running to the bathroom but bbiaf!
Sent at 10:22 AM on Thursday
me: hey
omg
wrong window
hahahaha
hahahahhahaha
i am so awesome
i did not send you an email
but hi anyway
Sent at 10:26 AM on Thursday
asfilner: wow
my computer broadcast all this to 20 people
awesome
Sent at 10:34 AM on Thursday
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Archive for the ‘AWKWARD!’ Category
IM of the Week
Posted in AWKWARD!, Thanks Jackass on April 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mistleho
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, Word, tagged definition, ho, mistletoe on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
-noun.
1. One who creates a personal circulation pattern at a party designed to maximize mistletoe exposure time.
2. One who takes advantage of the mistletoe to engage in a full-blown public makeout session.
3. Absolutely no one known to the authors of this blog.
*thx to J for the inspiration and to N for everything
On mistletoe, the peril of
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, Yes Please, tagged bourbon, makeout, mistletoe on December 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Middle of the room-
Thought I was out of the zone!
I need a stiff drink.
On delusion, self
Posted in AWKWARD!, No Thank You, Seriously?, tagged comedy, delusion, horror on October 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I love that you blog!
It’s like watching a train wreck.
A CRAZY train wreck!
On May-September romance, aborted
Posted in AWKWARD!, No Thank You, tagged ummm...for serious? on October 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The truth might be harsh,
But you had your law degree
Before I was born.
Too much chicken of the sea?
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, Traditions, tagged gross, jessica simpson, overshare, wind, wow on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This just in:
“Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson has heaped praise on her quarterback beau Tony Romo for sticking by her — because she constantly breaks wind in bed.
The blonde beauty credits her NFL star boyfriend as the grounding factor in her Hollywood lifestyle.
And the star admits it can be tough for Romo to stick with [...]
On quickies
Posted in AWKWARD!, Traditions, tagged date, friends, haiku, lobster on August 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
O, Lobster Girl, O!
You made fans of his friends, though
We hardly knew ye.
On fate
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, tagged chance, destiny, haiku, weird on August 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Coincidences
Are usually a sign that
You’re on the right track
Ahhhhh, Texas.
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, Thanks Jackass, tagged f'd up families, pizza, robbery, texas on July 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This just in:
Denton, Texas (AP) –
“Police said they will not file charges against a clerk whose parents and husband were charged with robbing the pizza restaurant where she worked, officials said. Police said the clerk didn’t know they planned to rob the Pizza Patron Friday night.
While the robbery was in progress, the clerk discovered [...]
On Perrier
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, Unacceptable, tagged haiku on July 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
My “green” co-workers
Who always compost tea bags,
Love the Frenchie fizz.
