This just in:
“Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson has heaped praise on her quarterback beau Tony Romo for sticking by her — because she constantly breaks wind in bed.
The blonde beauty credits her NFL star boyfriend as the grounding factor in her Hollywood lifestyle.
And the star admits it can be tough for Romo to stick with [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Too much chicken of the sea?
Posted in AWKWARD!, Seriously?, Traditions, tagged gross, jessica simpson, overshare, wind, wow on September 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
On pick-me-ups
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged haiku, lame on September 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
When I feel self-doubt,
I don my Harvard sweatpants.
Pathetic, but true.
On values
Posted in Seriously?, Thanks Jackass, tagged friendship, thoughtless, values on September 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I know the diff’rence
Between consideration
And politeness. You?
