7:31am – slipped on icy front steps.
7:42am – determined ankle is sprained
8:56am – finally hobble into work
10:42am – everyone at work is annoying
1:47pm – forget to order lunch and end up wolfing down luna bar at desk
3:32pm – remember that i have p.m.s. when an email announcing a work team-building exercise makes me want to punch someone in the face
5:02pm – try to escape office, but end up getting caught in conversation about maximizing our ranking on google
5:35pm – wait forever on sprained ankle for train
5:50pm – almost die standing on one foot on porter square station escalator
5:54pm – almost die walking up icy hill on one foot to house
6:03pm – order one large arkansas rib, one large baby back rib, one quart of mashed potatoes, and two orders of hush puppies from redbones for DELIVERY
delivery rules!!!!!!! ice and elevation.